house rules

recently, i was in a cafe that roasts as well as makes coffee

it was a nice place, delicious coffee and someone had written some house rules on the chalkboard wall,

1. there will always be orange cake

this was a nice thought!

... a bit further down

we will not serve skinny cappucino and cake with cream

at first i thought this was railing against the skinny milk phenomenon

but then i thought, no, this is raging against being contradictory.
well f*ck me!

what's all this fuss about consistency? who says we need to make sense?

i'm with walt, i also say:

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)